So … not so long ago, I got a request to do an author interview, which would be recorded! And I was told to show up at a television recording studio. And, naturally, I was nervous. In fact, I was so nervous, my mouth got dry to the point where my lips were sticking to my teeth! And I was convinced throughout the interview that my mouth was making unnatural shapes, because my lips were so sticky. But apparently things weren’t as awful as I expected. Or maybe they were. I’ll let you be the judge.

Okay, maybe that wasn’t so terrible. Probably no one noticed my sticky lips but me. Or not. Oh, well …