Because the chapter I’d usually read today was read live yesterday (which is to say today — as in Friday, which will be yesterday by the time you read this), it’s not ready for prime time yet. So … given that my reading of Chapter Six of IDENTITY CRISIS won’t be posted here today, instead I’m posting what may be the worst example of parody ever!

In any case, I wrote this parody way back when I was really young and really had a thing for John Lennon. So here it is:

And since I did my Chapter Six reading yesterday (or today, except that now it’s yesterday), here’s a song to fit the occasion. I guess.

And if that one doesn’t appeal to you, try this one! 🙂