Since I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions, instead I’m making New Year’s goals! See how unorthodox I am.
Due to my non-belief in New Year’s resolutions (or possibly goals), I figure I can start doing these (or not) anytime I want. I just happen to be writing them now.
So, in no particular order, here they are:
I resolve to quit being sarcastic – as if!
I resolve not to give a damn about my book sales figures.
I resolve to keep spilling food on my shirt – so there!
I resolve to do unto others as they would do unto me.
I resolve to drink enough espresso per day to make even my good hand clench uncontrollably.
I resolve to smear toothpaste all over my pajamas.
I resolve to not make any more resolutions – ever!
Query: how many of the above do you think are true? What are your resolutions (or non-resolutions)?
PS: Happy April Fool’s Day – in advance!
